The movie starts with news reporters reporting about the Amityville house, followed by aliens. They have also given a few camera cuts inspired by Fleabag. This is one of the most pathetic scripts, and I suppose the whole purpose of the movie was to fit into that category where people are talking bad about it. I wonder if Rotten Tomatoes gave them a rating and did not throw rotten tomatoes at them.
Spoilers Ahead
Who Is Marianne, And What Is She Up To?
Marianne is trying to change her clothes when she is interrupted by her big brother, Nicols. He is throwing a New Yearโs party at his place and asks his sister for her help. While their parents are out, they are trying to have fun. Marianne is worried as she has invited Annie over. But Nicols wonโt listen to anybody. Hence, Marianne invites Annie to the party but tells her that she is not a party person. Nicols has started to invite his friends since the morning. Chapman and Liz are over to help him decorate his house.
Liz is so excited for the party, but it is so hard for Marianne to match her energy. Marianne decides to take a nap and fantasize about her dream. And this way, she can avoid the whole party thing. Well, Annie is here to cheer up Marianne, and they seem to be discussing some packages. The package that Marianne has ordered is a rare item that was on auction. It was exquisitely from the house of Amityville. Annie asks Marianne why she is interested in things that belong to Amityville. She replies that she is going to get the knife that belonged to Jack the Ripper. He is an original serial killer. Using this knife, Marianne wants to communicate with Jack the Ripper.
Annie clearly wants to go to the party, but she drags Marianne along too. She tells her that they are doing this so nobody gets suspicious. They both dressed up for the party. And they have received their parcel as well. Annie warns Marianne to only open the box if she is sure about it, but Marianne really wants to do this. She tries to scare Annie by saying that the box has some powers from the Amityville house. They decide to spread some good vibes and light up the room before they perform a seance. They decide to go and check out the party.
The Ouija board has suddenly moved by itself. The party seems to be okay. Liz is still boring, as she is not drinking. The party is extremely lame with Nicolas and Chapman. Marianne and Annie are headed back to their room, and everybody thinks they are doing some lesbian things. The movie is kind of taking a weird turn right now.
Will She Bring Jack The Ripper Back?
Chapman and Nicolas are talking about some private parts. They both plan to go in with Marianne and Annie and see what they are up to. Meanwhile, Marianne and Annie are about to start doing their seance. I donโt understand why Nicolas and Champman are forcing themselves to act because this is an Amityville sequel and it needs to be out. Nicolas is trying to peek into his stepsisterโs window. Marianne and Annie have failed two times, and they feel this is not working. But it suddenly starts to get windy, and she hits the box with the hammer.
Nicolas, Chapman, and Liz have entered the room. They thought that Marianne was killing Annie, so they came to stop it, but it turns out nothing like that was happening. Marianne tells them the truth about Seance, but nobody believes her. Marianne and Annie have managed to call Jack the Ripper, and he is here in one full piece.
They tell everybody that if you want to be safe, leave the house. But unfortunately, nobody believes them. They decide to split up and convince everybody to leave. Catherine decides to take a shower since she is the hottest one alive, and Jack the Ripper makes her the hottest person dead.
Is Everybody Going To Be Dead?
Before anybody else dies, Nicolas, Liz, and Chapman are convincing people to get out. Since none of the actors know what is written in the script, they decide to read it. They all run to see if Cathriene is really dead, which turns out to be yes. Chapman leaves the tribute by saying he likes mommy milkers. The pizza guy arrives, and he tells Jack the Ripper that his costume is dope. In return, Jack the Ripper kills him with a chainsaw.
Nicolas calls 911 for some help, as nobody believes that Jack the Ripper is on the loose. Even the actors keep on saying that the script stinks and that this movie is pathetic. I mean, I have mutual feelings writing about it. They argue with the director in the middle of the movie. He tells Chapman that he is in a goddamn wheelchair, and of course he is going to die. The police have arrived. She asks for more backup as she feels something is wrong here.
They are the only ones in the room, and Liz is the only one who feels safe. Jack the Ripper continues to kill the rest of the people in the room. Marianne and Annie have finally faced Jack the Ripper. Annie pushes Marianne and lets Jack the Ripper rip her head off. Marianne goes to her room. The police officer is still trying to get in. Nicolas and Chapman have locked themselves in a room. Chapman is so scared that he starts to fart.
Who Is Going To Make It Alive?
Jack the Ripper has killed Nicolas, and now he is looking at Chapman. But Chapman is safe. Liz and Marianne decide to get out of the house. They think that they can use the windows for espacing. Marianne and Liz have to get to the living room so they can get the officerโs attention. It sounds like Liz has a crush on Marianne. If Liz and Marianne make it alive, they will be coming for a sequel again.
Is Liz And Marianne The End Game?
Chapman is killed by Jack the Ripper while he is drinking his apple juice. Marianne and Lix manage to get the officerโs attention, but she cannot shoot into the glass. The officer asks them to come to the back door, where she can shoot a doorknob. The officer manages to get them both out of the house, while Jack the Ripper is behind them.ย The bullets wonโt work on Jack the Ripper, but he is transported to the aliens.ย
